RARE VIRUS SPREADS IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

[MissingKaysar]

Saw this in another forum,thought you might enjoy it as much as I did. :twisted:



RARE VIRUS SPREADS IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE


Once considered a RARE and CONTROLLED virus.... CRAP-ITIS, which scientists say originated in Boston, Mass. has reared it's ugly head on the set of CBS's popular Reality Show "Big Brother 6."

Those affected by this highly contagious virus are Houseguests ... Maggie... Ivette... Beau.... April... and evicted Houseguests Jennifer Vasquez and Eric Littmann...

We asked Scientist LOLA MOON, who is familiar with CRAP-ITIS to answer some questions on this rare occurance.

Q--- What is CRAP-ITIS... and how was it determined that it has infected the Big Brother House?

LOLA MOON.... CRAP-ITIS is a HIGHLY contagious virus that affects the brain's ability to think correctly. IF ONE PERSON is infected with CRAP-ITIS, they are so overwhelmed with anger that they feel the need to spread it to as many people as they can. As I was watching the live feeds, it was apparent that CRAP-ITIS has in FACT infected the Big Brother House by now evicted Houseguest Eric Littmann with the help of his partner Maggie who was obviously infected previous to entering the Big Brother House.

Q------ You say that it is HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS... How is CRAP-ITIS SPREAD?

LOLA MOON---- *** GAS

Q----- Excuse me?

LOLA MOON---- You know, the air that comes out of your ***? See, if you go back and watch the tapes... Eric and Maggie were contantly passing gas in front of or around their intended victims... It is a HIGHLY TAINTED GAS and contains highly TOXIC chemicals that cause the people who inhale this to lose their minds and not be able to think for themselves. Also, the spread could have been Ivette, Beau, April and Jen having their heads stuck so far up Maggie and Eric's ***.

Q---- What symptoms have you seen that tell you that these houseguests have indeed been infected with CRAP-ITIS?

LOLA MOON ----- Other than losing their minds and not being able to think for themselves it also makes the people infected believe that they are always right. They have this ****ed up mentality that they have morals, integrity, values and honor when it is completely opposite. They have this way of making up whole conversations in their head that has never happened in real life or making up things that have happened when in fact they have not happened. It also makes the person feel that they are better than everyone else... and use the theory that it is okay for them to lie, cheat, steal or kill.. but when it comes down to it being someone else... it is unacceptable. They use words such as DARK/LIGHT side.. BLACK/GRAY/WHITE to describe people around them and they always think they are the LIGHT/WHITE side.

Q----- Is there a cure for CRAP-ITIS?

LOLA MOON---- No!

Q---- Why were Janelle, Howie, Kaysar, Michael, Ashlea, James or Sarah NOT infected with CRAP-ITIS.

LOLA MOON ---- I can only think of two reasons.. the didnt inhale any of Eric or Maggie's gas... or they didnt have their head stuck up either one's ***. They were VERY LUCKY.

Q---- Do people with CRAP-ITIS have a support group.. or do they stick together and help each other through this?

LOLA MOON ----- They do in fact stick together... but, I would not really call it a support group.. it is more like that movie "VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED" where they blindly follow the ****ed up leader...

Q--- Thank you so much for answering these questions for us.

LOLA MOON... No problem. Thank you.




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EDIT:::::: Contribution from BB6BBQ Member TITUS


"Watching people develop dependant personalities and exhibit worshiping behaviors may cause people to learn the behavior via modeling, trigger genetic vulnerabilities, expose various actions or behaviors that may be reinforced the wrong way, reveal faulty belief systems or cognitions, relate to various childhood traumas experienced early in life, or an obsession to be different than societal norms. Currently, this psychological phenomenon, commonly referred to as "***-kissing to stupid morons", has no known cause or cure."

[Tara]

LMAO!!!!!!

That is freaking hilarious!!! OMG!! :lol:

Thank you... I really needed a good laugh after last night's HoH comp.